Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Forget being a fan....

I decided it would be easier to list some of the stuff that I would "not be a fan of" on facebook.
10. Assholes who drive, eat, and talk on the phone at the same time
9. Fat people who use being fat as the reason they have a handicap permit(neighbor)
8. socks that twist and the front is all crooked
7. when you go to the bathroom, think you are done, only to have to go back in
6. underwear that creeps up your butt
5. when your boobs pop over the top of your bra
4. that McDonald's food NEVER looks like the pictures
3. the best foods are the ones that are worst for you
2. Starbucks charges a shit load for coffee that is burned
1. Dreams that you are pissed off at someone and then you wake up in a bad mood
Not the best list but true for me!

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